7 THINGS AKWANGA GIRLS SAY INSTEAD OF “I LOVE YOU”

ODE (Fool)

When Akwanga Girls call you “Ode” It’s not an insult, it’s actually a Akwanga girl’s way of flirting with you, and If you like go vex one kind mumu vex, you just throw away a prospective babe!

Don’t Want Your Girlfriend To Break My Head O!

This is just her narrow way of asking if you have a girlfriend. If you miss this opportunity, Bro, you are On Your Own Oooo! Better be guided! Anytime the question come, just be like “Shey you dey whine me ni, Which Mumu Girl” even when you have one, pretend, You dash me girl friend?

IS THERE LIGHT IN YOUR AREA?

This means they want to come over to your house and hangout, but they’re looking for an excuse because they can’t tell you straight. Sharp guys can make that smart move. Better say there’s light even if you don’t have transformer in your area!

YOU CAN’T EVEN CALL SOMEBODY SEF…

This one is code for ‘I miss you’.Never sleep on it Bro, anytime she brings that up, always accept the fault and say you’re sorry in a romantic way shekenah…

Won’t You Come And Take Me Out?

Her way of saying, ‘when are we going on a date? Bro invite her for a date, Na small stumble she need as at that time because she asked for the date, you didn’t beg her for it.

OLODO, YEYE, WEREY, MUMU

In the Nigerian Girls dictionary “Olodo” is the synonyms of ” My Baby, Moi Love, Sweetheart“ If she calls you any of those names, just know that you getting there. Better don’t take it personal and tongue out with a big grin on your cheek.

I HATE YOU

If she says this, then she’s in love with you. Even though this one is quite casted, for the younger ones. I Hate You Always Means that she ”Loves You”

No say i no tell you oooooo

WRITTEN BY: LEGENT